The Best Funny Birthday Wishes: 45 Hilarious Examples

Funny birthday messages – the best way to give a cheap present? Well you know what they say: laughter is the greatest gift.

Making someone laugh on their birthday is a fantastic thing to do. If you get the opportunity to do so, you’d want to grab that chance. Including a hilarious quote in a birthday card is the perfect way to do this, be it being sent to a friend or family member.

And as most birthday messages are usually pretty boring, a funny birthday wish could be just what the doctor ordered.

So use some of the crazy birthday wishes below in your card or in person and start someone’s birthday with a smile!

Be Careful!
The last thing you want to do is offend someone on their big day. So keep in mind the type of person your message is for. If they’re the sensitive type or you don’t know them that well then it might be best to stick to a regular message.

Funny Birthday Quotes

I definitely would have remembered without Facebook reminding me
you're really hard to shop for so I didn't get you anything

For Friends

Whether it’s your best friend or just someone you know quite well, you’re going to want to wish them a happy birthday. With friends you can have a bit more fun – a sarcastic birthday message is perfect for some gentle ribbing.

For Mom

The best way to show your mom you really care? Wish her happy birthday with a really hilarious saying or quote! She’ll definitely appreciate it (or not, depending on how savage it is!).

For Dad

Your dad can take a joke, right? Then these messages are ideal for having some fun on his birthday.

Quotes

Sayings

Well that’s it. We hope you enjoyed our selection of funny birthday wishes and have found just the right message to really put a smile on someone’s face.

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