Love can be a serious, often difficult thing. We usually see it in terms of romance or heartbreak. But it also has moments of real humour, wit and hilarity. A sense of humour is always one of the most sought after qualities in a partner, so having a joke and a laugh whilst in love is essential. Who doesn’t love playfully teasing their partner? And a good way to poke fun at a loved one is using some funny love quotes. They send up love, relationships and marriage better than anything else. They’re also perfect to include in cards to your partner or significant other, maybe for an anniversary or even Valentine’s Day.
So take a look through the funny I love you quotes and sayings, for both him and her, and use them for whatever you feel best.
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This selection of funny quotes about love come from some the funniest comedians and celebrities. You can use them in cards for a loved one or even on social media like Facebook or Twitter. Enjoy them and have a laugh!
“Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery
“Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.” – Cathy Carlyle
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell
“I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.” – Russell Brand
“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” – Richard Jeni
“Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns
“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen
“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.” – Richard Pryor
“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.” – Unknown
“Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.” – David Sedaris
“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck
“You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.” – Anonymous
“We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.” – Anonymous
“Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.” – Anonymous
“I love you forever… but I can’t live that long.” – Anonymous
He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, “he loves me!” And he thought, “wow this sidewalk is icy!” – Anonymous
“Bart! With ten thousand dollars, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like… love!” – Homer Simpson
“Do butterflies feel humans in their stomach when they’re in love?” – Anonymous
“If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” – Fran Lebowitz
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.” – Albert Einstein
“Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” – Ambrose Bierce
“I love you no matter what you do, but do you really have to do so much of it.” – Jean illsley Clarke
“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero
“My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.” – Jack Benny
“If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; If you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.” – Miles Davis
“Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbours ain’t.” – Anonymous
“When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.” – Richard Lewis
These clever and witty sayings about love are perfect for quoting or writing in a card. They sum up the contradictions, nuances and pitfalls we put ourselves through for it, all whilst making us smile.
Teasing and gently making fun of your significant other is a great part of most relationships. So use these quotes to playfully have a joke with your partner.
We hope you found some or all of these funny love quotes to be perfect for having a laugh with you’re partner or remembering how ridiculous love can make us!