75+ Baking Puns, One Liners and Jokes

Everyone loves baking, right? Well, eating what’s been baked anyway! And as there are so many aspects to baking – the cooking, dough, bread, cookies, cakes and pies – it’s perfect for some hilarious puns.

From the process of baking those top snacks through to eating and enjoying them there’s so many chances to turn baking into some amazing wordplay and puns that will make you groan!

So enjoy this list of our favorite baking puns and one liners to inject some fun into baking and eating some of your favorite snacks.

Short Baking Puns

These short baking puns are perfect for using on social media, as funny captions or just to add some fun to your conversations.

  • Baking is whisk-y business
  • Muffin compares to a day of baking!
  • Go on and bake my day
  • Flour Power!
  • Life is what you bake it
  • Let’s bake the world a butter place
  • Time to bake the world a better place
  • Good food comes to those who bake it
  • Bake me up before you dough dough
  • In baking, you sometimes need to take whisks
  • I always rise to the occasion when it comes to baking
  • Don’t go baking my heart
  • Let’s get baked
  • We sure hope you make a lot of dough

short baking pun

Cake Baking Puns

These puns are all about one of the best parts of baking – cakes!

  • Time to cake it easy
  • Bro, do you even sift?
  • Life’s always batter with a good piece of cake
  • You cake my breathe away
  • You are so bundterful
  • Some dream of cake, others bake it happen
  • For goodness bakes, this dessert really takes the cake
  • If you’re feeling downie, you should bake a brownie
  • Seems like lots of people are reaching baking point
  • I thought of a good pun earlier… but it’s scone now
  • You know what they said, no whisk, no reward

whisk baking pun

Baking Puns about Bread

  • Bready or not, here I crumb
  • Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis
  • I need you to knead me
  • The urge to bake bread hits you when you yeast expect it
  • Having a loafly day
  • Challah at ya girl
  • I’m not trying to butter you up, I really do loaf you
  • And another one bites the crust
  • Nothing like a good wake & bake
  • Ryes & shine
  • Just trying to go with the dough
  • When asked about rumours that he owned a bakery, Shakespeare replied, ‘It’s much a-dough about muffin’

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Baking Puns about Cookies

  • Chip chip hooray!
  • A batch made in heaven
  • Whatever crumbles your cookie
  • Aren’t these cookies absolutely a-dough-rabl
  • Hey, you know what they say, easy crumb easy dough
  • This is quite literally how the cookie crumbles
  • Sometimes you gotta risk it for the biscuit
  • How doughpe are these cookies going to be?
  • Look how a-dough-rable these cookies are!

funny baking pun about cookies

Pie Baking Puns

  • You’re the apple of my pie
  • I only have pies for you
  • Beauty is in the pie of the beholder
  • These dessert options will do piesly
  • Love at first bite
  • Letting out a Pie of relief
  • I s’pie with my little eye
  • Pie love this time of the year
  • Eyes on the pies
  • Hooked on a filling

baking pun about pies

Hilarious Baking One Liners

  • A baker who changes his ways turns over a new “loaf”
  • The wedding was beautiful. Everyone cried. Even the cake was in tiers
  • Good bakers will rise to the occasion, it’s the yeast they can do
  • A baker stopped making doughnuts after he got tired of the hole thing
  • Our local baker pays his staff on a flourly rate
  • The baker who always put too much flour in his bread was a gluten for punishment
  • Old bakers never die, they just keep making lots of dough
  • Bakeries show how well their business is doing with a pie chart
  • The two bakers who traded buns had a roll reversal
  • Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis
  • Working in the bakery left her with a loathe of bread

funny baking caption

Baking Jokes

Get everyone laughing with these great baking jokes.

  • When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour
  • The gingerbread man thought he couldn’t be caught, until he met his baker
  • No matter how life knocks you down, you rise again
  • It’s best not to make plans with croissants, they tend to be pretty flaky
  • What do baseball and baking a cake have in common? It’s all about the batter
  • I used to have a great joke about baking, and then I ruined it. I should never have left that pun in the oven
  • What do you call it when someone illegally bakes bread? Baking Bad
  • What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake? Bicarbonate of Yoda
  • The Pillsbury Doughboy didn’t make it very far in the baking competition. He just couldn’t rise to the occasion

funny cake baking pun

Funny Baking Captions

Use these captions for Instagram or other social media to show off your baking hilarity.

  • You know what they say, no pain, no grain!
  • You know what? I am just an all or muffin type of person
  • Everything I dough, I dough it for you
  • Calories? I think you mean delicious points
  • I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere
  • I followed my heart, and it led me to the kitchen
  • Procrastibaking: the art of making cupcakes instead of doing what you should be doing
  • Feeling downie, eat a brownie
  • Cupcakes are just muffins that believed in miracles

We hope you have enjoyed these funny baking puns and jokes and they’ve brought a bit of extra fun and laughter to baking.

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