Getting older is no fun. But you can always turn to your good friends for support when you’re struggling with a birthday…
Or not! Friends tend to like to really rub salt in your wounds. If you’re turning another year older then it’s pretty likely a friend will be there to continuously remind you. And probably in the cruelest way possible! Because that’s what friends are for.
So if you’re looking for a way to say Happy Birthday to an older lady or some birthday wishes for a more mature female friend then read on. Our selection of funny wording ideas for your old woman birthday wishes will have your friend laughing (or crying!) throughout their big day.
Use these birthday wishes to tease and have some fun with a female friend.
A fitting birthday quote is also a great way to poke some fun at someone. Try one of these that talk about age and getting older.
We hope you found the right sort of birthday message you were looking for. Don’t forget though that at some point you’ll be on the receiving end of some harsh birthday wishes. So prepare yourself now, you’re time is coming!