48 Funny Work Anniversary Quotes and Messages

A work anniversary is a really fun and happy day. Celebrating the anniversary of a colleague or friend who has spent years working for a company is a great way to show thanks for their hard work and dedication.

On anniversaries of any kind we offer our best wishes and congratulations to whoever it is. Usually it’s with a few kind words to say happy anniversary and that’s it.

But a way to really out a smile on someone’s face in their work anniversary is with a funny message. Something that pokes a little fun at them and their work life.

It might be in the form of a joke or quote, just something that will get a laugh. But if you’re not sure what would make a funny work anniversary message then don’t worry.

These funny work anniversary quotes are perfect for an anniversary card, to go with a gift, or to send in an email/text message or even say in person. Whichever way you can any ti celebrate someone’s work anniversary.

So give them a laugh and make their work anniversary that bit funnier with one of these funny anniversary quotes and messages.

Funny Work Anniversary Quotes

• Happy anniversary! I wanted to thank you for everything you’ve done here at our company… but unfortunately I couldn’t think of anything.
• Happy anniversary from someone you’re probably surprised knew it was your anniversary.
• Another year! Wait, are you still here?
• Happy Anniversary! Here’s to your many years of doing a bunch of stuff none of us understand.
• I hope you have a great work anniversary and that this exempts me from ever having to remember it again.
• It’s your work anniversary! Let’s celebrate! Ok, we’ve done that. Now, get back to work!
• Happy work anniversary, if you want to call checking Facebook and Instagram all day work.
• Just think about where you’ll be this time next year… Yeah, probably in that same chair getting another happy anniversary message.
• Happy anniversary! You didn’t think we’d really forget, did you? Well, honestly we did. The computer reminded us it was your work anniversary.
• Happy work anniversary to someone who has worked here so long their employee ID is “1”!

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Funny Work Anniversary Messages

• Hard work, loyalty, commitment, and dedication make the best employees. Maybe by next year you’ll have some of these qualities.
• The words “legend” and “incredible” are are rarely used when talking about people.. and we won’t be using them to describe you either. Happy work anniversary.
• Congratulations! And we’re definitely not using your work anniversary as an excuse for a party.
• Happy anniversary! But if you were hoping that making it to a 1-year anniversary meant a pay rise.. or even getting to leave early – you were wrong.
• Happy work anniversary. What are you waiting for? A gift? Is my endless gratitude not enough for you?
• A work anniversary may seem like a lot of fun today. But just wait until you’ve been here as long as I have!
• Happy workiversary! You can look forward to a huge party, lots of gifts and the whole week off.. except for those pesky budget cuts. So please enjoy this card instead!
• The best part of our jobs have been working with you. I doubt you would say the same! Happy anniversary
• Another work anniversary? You just had one last year!
• Happy work anniversary! Maybe next year you will finally win the lottery and get out of here!

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Funny Happy Work Anniversary Quotes

• Always remember that you are absolutely unique… just like everyone else. Happy work anniversary!
• Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
• Here’s to another year of outward smiles and inward screams.
• Happy work anniversary. You’ve done a great job doing… your job!
• Happy work anniversary. Hurray! An excuse to eat cake!
• Happy work anniversary. Your dedication to your job is something we can only aspire to… aspire not to replicate that is!
• That’s another year gone by, and another year waiting for someone to recognize all the hard work you do. Maybe next year, eh?
• You’re a consistent reminder that hard work never killed anyone, but frankly, why take the chance, eh?
• Congratulations on making it through another year at work! Only a few meltdowns this year too. A new record!
• We were going to do something funny for your work anniversary, but there’s nothing funny about working here another year.

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Funny Work Anniversary Messages for Colleagues

• We are very proud to have you as part of our organization, and we wouldn’t wish you on anyone else. Happy work Anniversary!
• It seems like only yesterday that you started working with us. Oh wait, it was yesterday! Happy One Day Anniversary!
• This is a reminder that you’ve just wasted another year doing the same stuff every day. But we still love you! Happy work anniversary.
• We were thinking about getting you an anniversary gift, but thinking about it is as far as it got.
• Happy work anniversary! I’ve lost count of how many years you have been with us, but I do know it’s been a long time.
• A 10 year anniversary at the company gets you… well, this card. Hope you’re not underwhelmed!
• I bet you’d hope we’d forget, or at the very least that you’d forget how long you’ve been here. Afraid not! Happy anniversary.
• Happy work anniversary! You’ve been here so long I bet you had to chilseled your W-2 in stone.
• I doubt I’ll ever understand how you manage to stay here so long and not go insane! Happy anniversary and thanks for sticking it out in the madhouse with us!
• Let’s shout it from the rooftops – happy anniversary! Oh wait, health and safety issues. May e I’ll just say it to your face instead.

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Funny Anniversary Quotes for Boss

• Today, we honor a truly great man/woman, a person of real integrity who has made such important contributions to this organization. A true genius! But, enough about me, let’s talk about you and your work anniversary.
• Every workplace needs someone who stands out from the rest, and trusts me… you really stand out! Happy anniversary
• Oh? You haven’t retired yet? Well, happy work anniversary then.. I guess!
• Congratulations! Seeing as it’s your anniversary today what do you think about going a little easy on us for once?
• We can’t find enough words to thank you for your hard work this last year.. so we won’t bother!
• Happy work anniversary to someone whose tenure with the company has outlasted the average length of most celebrity marriages!
• It feels like just yesterday you started working here. I imagine it feels like a lifetime to you! Happy anniversary
• We haven’t got tired of seeing your face almost every day for the last year. Honest.

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We hope you’ve enjoyed these funny work anniversary quotes and messages and they will help you to put a smile on your colleagues or bosses face on their work anniversary.